Cameron In Search For New Pimp

The post became vacant after Peter Cruddas was sacked for putting 'pimp' on his business card and wandering up and down Whitehall asking strangers if they would like half an hour with a fresh, young prime minister who is 'very clean'.
Meanwhile the pimp search has offered a rare glimpse into the world of paid-for Downing Street intercourse.
A former Number 10 employee said: "It was my job to replenish the lotion pumps.
"Mr Blair used to do it in the Purple Room, while Mr Brown did it on a rusty old iron bed in the basement. Read more