In the white heat of the excuse furnace, Theresa May is forging a whole new language

In the white heat of the excuse furnace, Theresa May is forging a whole new language | The Independent: 

Think of Theresa May as a terrifically socially awkward woman who, entirely of her own free will, has invited round for dinner some very angry and entitled vegans and some equally angry and entitled teetotallers.
For almost two full years now she has hidden in the kitchen in a state of terrified anxiety, but we are reaching the point, finally, where she must pick up the casserole dish, stride into the dining room and present to her non-drinking or non-meat-eating guests their dinner of coq au vin.