8/17/2010

Saddam and WMD - A Play in One Act


Dramatis Personae:-
George Bush - A doltish middle aged recovered alcoholic
Tony Blair - A sycophantic narcissist
Various other gullible or obsequious national leaders.


ACT 1, SCENE 1
Bush : Even if Saddam has no WMD the Iraqi army has devastating weapons systems, lethal.
Blair : How do you know?"
Bush : We looked at the receipts.

CURTAIN(S)

5 comments:

  1. OMG OMG----- I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING.

    "We looked at the receipts"

    ROFLMFAO

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  2. Sadly enough that is probably how it went down.

    The real receipts [payola] came later. :-)

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  3. Wrote the play myself, RZ. Do you think Kathryn Bigelow will make it into a film?

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  4. LOL
    I would rather see it as one of those reality shows.

    Or even a game show would be funny.

    Maybe a Q&A show. LOL

    How about Blair and W on a Survivor show.
    Just the two of them on a lone island.

    Maybe OBL could make a guest appearance. oh, shit. I forgot he is dead. :-)

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  5. In the movie OBL would be played by Jack Nicolson, Bush by Nick Nolte and Blair by Meryl Streep.

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