Labour Party Jamboree For Tony Blair

Ed Miliband's Labour Party shot itself in the foot (the head maybe) when it announced Blair is to take on his first job in British politics since leaving Downing Street – advising Labour on its policy review. The announcement was marked at a party at the Emirates stadium. Not Blair's first encounter with the Emirates but this one would have been less profitable for him. And for the Labour Party. Beyond satire.
In case you were wondering if your MP, favourite stand-up comedian, sports personality, or dated pop group, showed up to eat nibbles with war criminals, here's a list of those spotted and known to have attended Wednesday's event to hear speeches by Tony Blair, fellow war criminal Alistair Campbell and Ed Miliband:
Hilary Benn MP, David Blunkett MP, David Miliband MP, Ed Miliband MP, Hazel Blears MP, Margaret Hodge MP, Harriet Harman MP, Chuka Umunna MP, Tessa Jowell MP, Ben Bradshaw MP, Douglas Alexander MP, Sadiq Khan MP, Andy Burnham MP, Stephen Twigg MP, Angela Eagle MP, Tom Watson MP, Geoffrey Robinson MP, Eddie Izzard, Jo Brand, Paul Gambaccini, Beverley Knight, Garth Crooks, David Platt, Atomic Kitten, Brendan Foster.