Palestinian Nationhood - Obama Meets Mahmoud Abbas

The spin and claptrap around Obama's meeting with the Head Of The Acting Palestinian Authority is very predictable. But what if we were flies on the wall of the discussion and thus found out what it was really all about. The dialogue, in an honest 'Liar, Liar' world, would go like this:
Abbas: Why are you asking that the Palestinian people should forego their rightful recognition by the world as a nation and a sovereign people, Mr. President?
Obama: Well of course it's because Mr Netanyahu and AIPAC require that I should.
Abbas: You are a weak, weak man, Mr.President and about as much of a world leader as Charlie Sheen.
Obama: Hope....Peace.....Mom's apple pie......burble, burble......