Saddam and WMD - A Play in One Act

Dramatis Personae:-
George Bush - A doltish middle aged recovered alcoholic
Tony Blair - A sycophantic narcissist
Various other gullible or obsequious national leaders.

ACT 1, SCENE 1

Bush : Even if Saddam has no WMD the Iraqi army has devastating weapons systems, lethal.
Blair : How do you know?"
Bush : We looked at the receipts.

CURTAIN(S)